{"product_id":"jewish-time-by-mordechai-schmutter","title":"Jewish Time By Mordechai Schmutter","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eMordechai Schmutter is the foremost Jewish humor writer, if by \"Jewish\" you mean \"hands in all of his stuff in Jewish time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eIn fact, as we write this, we are literally still waiting for him to hand in the Introduction to this book. We might have to go to press without it and then send it to you later. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eHere's what people are saying about \u003ci style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eJewish\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003etime\u003c\/i\u003e (the concept, not the book that no one's read yet):\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eWEDDING GUEST: \"I hate it. If you announce a time, make things start at that time! I have places to be!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eYEKKE: \"Personally, I find the term very offensive.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eCHASSID: \"I can give you an answer in like forty-five minutes.\"\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003eYEKKE: \"Wait. How did the wedding guest get here \u003ci style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003ebefore\u003c\/i\u003e me?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eCAMP COUNSELOR: \"I wouldn't know. My watch is an hour off.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eMOHEL: \"\u003ci style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eKvatter!\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eKVATTER!!!\u003c\/i\u003e\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eNON-JEW: \"Am I even allowed to \u003ci style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003esay\u003c\/i\u003e 'Jewish time'?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eYOUR COWORKER: \"I can't believe it's already Pesach time. Just yesterday, it was Sukkos.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eLOYAL READER: \"Wasn't this book supposed to come out like five years ago? How is there a whole unit on Corona?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Roboto, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e \u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eNINTH MAN: \"I was told I was the \u003ci style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003etenth\u003c\/i\u003e man. Now I can't leave!\"\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"IsraelBookShop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42254328496293,"sku":"978-1-60091-943-5","price":29.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0558\/8860\/9445\/files\/978-1-60091-943-5.jpg?v=1725093838","url":"https:\/\/www.israelbookshop.com\/products\/jewish-time-by-mordechai-schmutter","provider":"IsraelBookShop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}